Repost this line in your journal if there's someone you cant stop thinking about.
| Date: | 2005-07-04 17:23 |
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| Mood: |  cranky |
All I can really say is this... I'm freaking bored!
Listen to this, http://www.bandbuilder.com/billy_corgan/index.php?ref_code=D60708, and then pass it to all your friends. When I say all I mean ALL! And make sure they pass it along as well. Also, you should add it to your blog!
Body: WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule ..2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
| Date: | 2005-06-20 13:05 |
| Subject: | HELP! |
| Security: | Public |
Out of my list of things to do today I am to write a resume. Anyone wants to be a BIG help, then you should IM me, AIM- Riverwind147, and tell me if what I have written is good. Also, if anyone has worked for a retail craft store or retail at all... you would be a MAJOR help. Thanks. Also, sorry I have yet to get around to catching up on all journals, I will though, that's a promise!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about the non LJ cut... I'm retarded about these things!
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I LOVE THE DEAD ZONE. When I get the money, it shall be the very first box set I have ever bought. Johnny Smith will be taking my virginity!
I want to go see Land of the Dead!
| Date: | 2005-06-07 19:19 |
| Subject: | TEE he he |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  ecstatic |
Okay, so I called BAM today like I said I would, but I got lucky and Erin was not there, but the guy that answered the phone said that she would be working tonight. I went to BAM thinking that I would find Erin and ask her about Chad…. But I found Chad instead!!! As soon as I saw him my mouth went dry, my stomach was full of butterflies, and I got all shaky. Obviously I didn’t have the never to just walk up to him and start talking, so I called my friend Edward. Edward helped calm me down and gave me the push to go over there and talk to Chad.
When I walked over to him, he remembers who I am!!! I’m kind of going to make a long story short here because you don’t really need a play by play… just the basics! I stayed am talked to him for an hour, at one point I even told him if he needed me to leave to just tell me too… and he said that I could stay!
While I was there Chad had the job of counting books so that they could be sent back for store credit (they were books sitting on the shelf for a long time). He thanked me more than once for staying and talking to him because no one has talked to him all day and he was finally having fun now! That’s right… he called me fun!!! At one point in time, he ever indirectly told me I was hot and he flat out told me that he liked my sense of humor! I really enjoyed talking to him and I think he liked talking to me too!
He hasn’t called (at least this is why I would say he hasn’t called) because he was busy. Chad has two jobs! He works at BAM, but he also works for a publishing company. How cool is that? Well, he sometimes doesn’t get off work until 2 in the morning. I also found out that lesbians kind of freak him out, and he finds it more difficult to respect a person if they are gay. He likes Chinese food!
So, I left because it was time for him to go to lunch and he was starving. Well, we were both standing at the customer service desk and I got really nervous. Anyway, I turned... looked at him and asked him if he would be interested in going out with me sometime. He said that I would probably have to wait for him to call me because he is always busy, but one night when he was sitting at home, he wouldn’t mind if I came over. He said that it was really bold of me and he even said it was sweet! Anyway, right before I left… he gave me a hug. I’M SO EXCITED!!!
EDIT! I forgot something very major!!! It was a good thing that I didn't get in touch with Erin because apparently she was trying to hook up at Chad at one point. She was mad at him for talking to me. I'm somewhat surprised, but Chad actually talked to me about her and her liking him. He kind of opened up to me a bit.
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For those of you who have been on my list for quite some time might remember the time I talked about Chad from Books-A-Million. If not, I believe I wrote about him way back in December. To bring everyone up to speed, I obviously have a crush on him. Ever since the first time he checked me out (in line that is, he was my cashier) I thought he was highly attractive!!! I remember going through him line and him smiling at me… couldn’t resist. So to the story…
I called Jeff State this morning to see which math classes I needed to take and the outcome was not what I wanted to hear, but they have a placement test that I can take. With finding out that they had a placement test I decided that I was going to get a book on math (since it’s been a year since I have been in school) and I was going to study for a few weeks and then take the placement test. I’ve been waiting to go to the book store all day long and as soon as I got off work, that is what I did.
With the location that I am in I am near two book stores; Barnes-N-Noble and Books-A-Million (which from now all shall be called BAM). I almost went to Barnes-N-Noble because it is closer but I wanted to go to BAM because I remembered Chad and I was really hoping that he was there. Finally I talked myself into going to BAM anyway because I might get lucky… AND I DID… HE WAS THERE!!!!
As soon as I saw him I got all nervous and knew that I wanted to talk to him, but had no idea what I was going to do. This is where I get lame… I waited for him to maybe come my way, and when he did, I asked where the bathroom was. I didn’t know what else to do; I had to talk to him somehow!
So, the bathroom is in this really spooky spot. You have to go through these exit doors into this area that looks like a stock room; it’s just really spooky! Because of the location or the bathroom, it gave me an idea of what else to say to him… I find him near the location of books that I am going to look through and I said
Me- “Do you thing you guys could have put the bathroom in a creepier spot?”
Chad- “I never though of that before, it is kind of creepy back there. But honey, I didn’t put it there.”
All of this being said in a smile. He even walked closer to me and leaned over the counter he was near. I don’t remember what all was said at this point but I asked him if he knew much about the section of books I was in and he was like;
”Yeah, what do I look like…”
And then I told him that he looked stupid, which was a joke and he knew it because he laughed and smiled at me. I ever got the girl behind the counter to laugh too. When she did that I told him that she agreed and she said;
“Keep me out of this one; you fight your own battles there!”
Well, I told him about my test for school and how I wanted to do better on my placement test and if he could make any recommendations. I think I stumped him on this one but the girl behind the counter, Erin, came to help out also!
(Trying to make a long story short) Well in the process of all of this, the three of us talked about school and classes and Chad even called me a party animal a few times. I was like “If you want to invite me to a party, I will go with you, but I never get to go to any.” The three of us stood around and talked for awhile. I told them about how I moved here in December and how I’ve been moving around a lot because of my dad’s work (he was watching me the WHOLE time I talked). I said that I was an army brat without the army but I wasn’t as shy as I used to be and this is when Chad said “At least it’s easier for you to make friends and you have a good personality.” Then I said something about myself being cute and we all laughed.
This is where things start to get a bit blurry because it’s been nearly an hour and 30 minutes since it happened but…He said something about getting girl's phone numbers all the time but they never answered when he called I told him that if I gave him my number that I would answer when he called! Erin asked what time it was, I was told her that I knew and she was like “Look at her, she is awesome!” After that I remember Chad holding out his hand so that he could shake mine and he told me that it was nice meeting me.
Within all this time that we were talking it was said a few times that they would see about hanging out with me and Chad kept saying that I knew where they worked so I should just come and find them. I know that they close every Thursday (both Chad and Erin). SO because I said I would, I gave them both my number… but Chad wasn’t standing there when I gave Erin my phone number. I gave her my number too because I didn’t exactly want her to know that I was flirting with him but I think it might have been obvious that I was!
While he was gone I stood there and talked to Erin for a bit more, gave her my number, and was off to find Chad. As I was walking towards the front, he started to walk in my direction. If I remember correctly he started smiling when he walked towards me. In this moment I said, "If you call me, I promise I will answer" and Chad said "I will call and see if you can hangout with us sometime."
The End
He kept making eye contact with me and he was watching me when I talked, so I take these as good signs…. But I’m no good when it comes to guys. What to you think, is he interested? Also, I found out that he was 25. If I’m 19, am I too young for him? Do you think he will call? I’m so excited… God I hope he calls me, but I’m really scared he won’t. Sorry for such a long entry! I HOPE TO GET FEED BACK!!!! Love you guys!!!! *kisses*
I’m doing it again… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Do you know that every night before I go to bed and I pray to not felt his way; I pray that I can be single, leave everything else behind, and be the girl I used to be. Did you know that because of everything that has happened this year that I have changed and I will never be the same. Do you know how weird it is to realize something like that? I was lying in bed last night and thinking like I always do, but I stumbled over the fact of who I was and who I am now. I thought I hated myself then…. I’m really not happy with the person I am becoming. I’ve been so angry lately and a lot of people seem to do nothing but get on my nerves. My friend, Brian, who I have always had a crush on ever seems to annoy me now. What is going on, why do things have to be this way? Why does one guy that I meant nothing to have to change so much. It’s not like it was even that great I mean I cried most of the time because I meant nothing. Is being in love really worth it, do I really want to do all of this over again? But then why am I so sad when I have no one? All I do anymore is sleep and I mean it! I got up at 6 in the morning yesterday, got off work at 4, got home at 5, went to sleep at 5:30, at dinner, went back to sleep until about 10:30, stayed up until about 1 and then slept again until 11 today. The only reason I woke up today was because I had a friend call me that needed to know if I was at work or not. My existence is becoming more pathetic. I really just need to start running or something. I very much need to get away from here. My friend invited me to the beach… I think I am going to check out my college stuff and then go with her. Maybe I could get things off my mind but then I would be surrounded with guys. What do I need to do?
| Date: | 2005-05-25 02:09 |
| Subject: | I'm hungry |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  hot |
http://www.passthepotato.com/potato.php?potatoid=050525023354-318799
and hot
| Date: | 2005-05-08 21:13 |
| Subject: | Song |
| Security: | Public |
Does anyone know who does the music they play in Grey’s Anatomy?
| Date: | 2005-05-01 14:33 |
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if it wasn;t for the fact that my family is already having a hard time, I think I would kill myself
| Date: | 2005-04-28 19:39 |
| Subject: | Sorry |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  depressed |
Thought I should tell you guys that I was sorry for not posting much and not commenting. I've been in a weird mood lately and it has me being lazy. I just having felt like being on LJ I guess because I have been really bummed. I just really don't know what to say. I no longer know what to talk about or what to say to people, I'm pretty much just... here. If you miss me that bad my SN for AIM is Riverwind147.
| Date: | 2005-04-22 08:10 |
| Subject: | Real quick! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  distressed |
I just wanted to write something small before I went to work. The one main thing is that I hate my job and I really don't want to go today! But, last night I started talking to this guy and get this, he doesn't watch porn because he wouldn't want to treat a girl that he could marry like that. Is that not like the most awesomely sweet thing you have ever heard!?
| Date: | 2005-04-21 14:49 |
| Subject: | ATTENTION!!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  creative |
Help me learn how to pimp out my LJ... PEAS!
I know this happens less and less, so I thought it was time to write in my LJ and perhaps start taking care of it the way I used to. As you might have noticed I have been a bit on the down side and I guess that makes me lazy! I know, it’s pointless for me to feel this way and I should just snap out of it and forget all about it, but that is hard for me.
So Dan has finally started talking to me like I was a real human being and I am hoping that this will help give me closure. Don’t work, I don’t have any hopes of ever being with him again. You have no idea how many times I’ve been asked if I was going to try to be with him. At the very least I don’t have to be so angry all the time.
I was supposed to go out with some friends today. I called my friend Liz at like 11:30 this morning; she said she would call me back in a few minutes. Well, it is now 2:24 and I have heard nothing from her. I decided that maybe she didn’t want to hang out after all and there was no need in calling back. It’s a rainy day outside anyway!
Other than the fact that I still hate my job, nothing new is really going on. Did I tell you guy about the 27 year old that likes me? I have a twisted love life! Just in case I didn’t; he is 27 and I swear he is gay. Why would a gay man hit on me?! I am not going to be the person that helps some guy figure out he does not swing that way! I like getting them up, not being the thing that makes them go limp!
One last thing, I'm still le tired!
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